Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 03, 2024

Cry brown tears onto shoe and polish.

Take them off next time at the beach and go barefoot.

Saddle soap does a nice job as well, but few people know of its virtues.

Too late for Abelard, that helpful Hint From Heloise.

At the sea, I sea water.

…As a former snow plower for the state…

…salt and salt prine we a way of life…

…as The Clash says…

…Coke as life to where there isn’t any…

You could also try a wet magic eraser. Be sure you made it wet with fresh water, though.

soda – what can’t it do?

Dah Dah is waaaattcchhhiiiiiinnnnngggg.

And somewhere, in the back of your minds, there is a magical manic crab, singing “Under the Sea”.

Now, use vinegar!

whistle while you work. da- da – da – da- fa – Dah ..

Aaaccckk! Better brown shoes than a piece of furniture! Coasters are trending! ☺️

Oh da stain.

Household hints from Heloise or wherever that soda fountain guy is from right here in this multi-purpose strip!

dahdahism?

Old Brown-shoe Navy trick.

does he have x ray eyes ?

Brown shoes don’t make it

Quit school, why fake it?

Brown shoes don’t make it.

TV dinner by the pool

I’m so glad I stayed in school.

Today’s mystery number is ‘8.’ Double bonus points if you picked up on its resemblance to a bow tie.

I more than soda like this composition!

How about water rings from varnished furniture.

With salt extracting vision. Cool!

Surely Mort Walker had a name for those dashed lines from the eyes to the shoes.

https://en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/The_Lexicon_of_Comicana

I prefer to leave my shoes for the dance floor, and use my flippers for an ocean swim. Dah Dah.

Got a salt-free shiny kick out of this!

Soda may also be used in shoes to counteract the acidic effects of eccrine sweat gland secretions.

There, there, DahDah. It’s really quite simple. I do not have any brown shoes! And when I see sea water, should I immerse, I do so shoelessly. Forsooth!