Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 08, 2024

Should be, but often it is in proportion inverse to the age of the viewer. More often than not I am forced to miss critical action sequences as my aged plumbing makes demands of me that cannot be ignored.

And yet … It must be frustrating to some women that they must patronize men who exhibit only short features.

…and yet when I use the old trucker trick I get kicked out of the theater…

…of course I haven’t been to a movie theater in a while…

…duh…

…that’s whys there’s a pause button…

…thy shall not put down Dune pt.II …

…Alfred Hitchcock is for The Birds…

…just two words…

…Gone With The Wind…

…some Frog Applauses make me sit on the potty…

…they are that caffeinated…

…meow meow meow meow…

…get off the keyboard you darn cat…

So – about 2 minutes at most?!

A true quote by the great director. I wonder what kind of comments he’d make today, when a person’s attention span seems to be less than the time it takes to empty their bladder.

They really need to plan strategic pauses, like TV does, where you can wander off for five minutes without missing anything.

Human bladders have endurance?

YES

… and court hearings, and Zoom conference calls, and a certain Cuban dictator’s speeches, and Southern evangelical preachers’ sermons*, and legs of pickup trips from Arkansas to Idaho …

* Not that I would know.

P.S. The woman in the painting looks like Ashley Judd.

thank you Alfred & Teresa!

Credit to the artist please.

Portrait of Marie Osmond?

what about when you fall asleep at a bad movie ?

Bladder endurance and 64 oz fountain drinks.

I also heard Hitchcock said he wished he had drones when he shot that footage around Mt. Rushmore.

Yes! Oppenheimer should have at least two intermissions.

Whoops. I thought that’s what the giant empty popcorn container is for.

I’ll P to that.

Like those BIRDS. Crapping all over the house. Lmao

Kegel is a friend of mine. He can be your friend too.

Wrapped Up and Up,Turtle or Eggshells?

Calcium in an eggshale.

Breast Mile muscles and is it a boy or girl?

The term, or rock band,

TRIUMPHS

Screaming ma Geezing till wet my breefs or beef franks oozing out.

…the apex of a good movie should be right when you can barely hold it…

…a good laugh should be just about that time too…

…rest areas on highways have that down to perfection…

…I told you to go before we left…

…I didn’t have to go then…

…don’t get into a piszsing match with an old timer…

…it’s their life…

….I can’t tell if that’s a painting …

…or a photo regenerated …

…or transfixed by a clever photo app…

…I remember firelight…

…but you remember smoke…

…but what do you see in the fire?….

hard to argue with a genius.

Reminds me to do my Kegel exercises …!

( exorcises? )

Nowadays we just push pause.

Oh the joy

Thank God for Depends!

Amen to that, Alfred!