Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 09, 2024

…nun of those?…

…Larry David…

…the man with no last name…

…was forced to play strip poker with the Ukraine mob…

…if you gambled and won…

…you could play high card with one other playerr…

…if they won…

…they got to keep their piece of clothing…

….if you won…

…you got to wear what they lost…

…hey, sorry, sister…

…but we k ow you don’t even wear the habit any more…

…except for tonight’s game…

…if you were the first one out…

…I wouldn’t exactly say that you had to be an contortionist…

…but it would help if your arm bent backwards…

…and bound and determined…

…not to be bound…

…because if you couldn’t grease the wheel…

..or milk the cow …

…with your hands tied behind your back…

…let’s just say cement shoes …

…and no cable or streaming…

…and they said mission work wouldn’t be any fun…

No shirt, no shoes, no problem.

There are Grasshopper cocktails.

True, however Odobenus Rosmarus was there to lactate and flappy-frolic on demand.

When is that pizza going to get here?

THIS is what happened when the mischievous altar boys substituted Wild Turkey® for the sacramental wine.

When you mix milk with marijuana … do you get milkweed? Is it habit forming?

So, What does a man do for fun here?

i just love breaking up these little planning meetings

That you Mitch?

Rider on &on.

U deer r chill pill.

I know where you got that coif, mister.

Sister Mary of the Winding Sheet was shocked when she sobered up and realized she was back in the Froglandia Cafeteria, again!

Larry thought he’d have to finesse his way out of the strip poker game, but he needn’t have worried. The other players were thrilled to have him leave. Showing up in that nun’s habit was the last straw for the other regulars.

Just lots and lotsa holy water being turned into beer!!

Crotch grabbing sister’s gotta go …!

( testing the overlords’ “nun of that” policies )

Sage words from a wise teacher of the faith.

You could try the platypus. It doesn’t have nipples, but milk just kinda oozes out of it’s armpits. I wouldn’t recommend doing that to “gentleman” next to you, though. Who knows what kind of milk comes out of there.

Re: While Convalescing…

What does AAF stand for? Angry as Fudge! Alcoholics Anonymous Fightclub? Aardvarks Artwerks Factory? Academy of Anal Fun? All Applaud the Frog?….

Looks like transgender issues are also affecting The One True Church.

Grasshopper milk is notoriously lacking in nutritional value.