Garfield by Jim Davis for December 22, 2020

So is that what Jon would be like if he was an elf?

Why would Bruice live in Antarctica

On the bright side, Brucie is gonna have a Christmas in July to remember.

I always figured if Santa was going to go on vacation… or have a Summer Home… it wouldn’t be at either of the Poles. It also wouldn’t be on the Equator. It would be too extreme for his system to take in. So… somewhere in the middle! How about the 45th Parallel ?!?

On the bright side it is summer there now, with 24 hours of daylight.

Santa gave his Elf, the cold shoulder.

https://www.comicskingdom.com/baby-blues/2020-12-22

brucie… you fool..

An Elf complaining about the cold…

Well, it is summer in the South pole now.

To quote Bugs Bunny: “I must have taken the wrong turn at Albuquerque!”

Brucie the Elf could use a little helf, er help!

Hopefully, Brucie isn’t working on toys with sharp edges…

Brucie is now looking for the West Pole…

Brucie might be related to jon

“BRUCIE’S NOT THE BRIGHTEST BULB ON THE TREE”

(senses an insult having been made just for the sake of having one made)

Brucie may be a Christmas Elf, but here in Wisconsin we know Bruce the Spruce as a talking Christmas tree.

https://www.wisconsinlife.org/story/meet-bruce-the-spruce-green-bays-talking-christmas-tree/

And that, kids, is our geography lesson for today. But where’re you going to find a red beaked penguin to light the frosty nights??

Well, elves never seen penguins

At this point, I am reminded of Steve Greenberg’s classic 1969 single, Big Bruce (and take up any indignation with Greenberg; I’m just the messenger…..).

So basically what Brucie said about the South Pole being cold would be Jon in a nutshell, if Jon was an elf instead of a human.

You guys need to listen to the spitballers podcast! It’s so funny!

The elves’ version of Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, Brucie does not know his geography at all. He is at the North Pole, not the South Pole. #idiot :]

Maybe he should go somewhere that feels like the West and East Poles.

Clearly not.

I’m sorry, but Brucie should NOT be traveling right now.

Brucie Almighty smally.

“South is Hot”

South Pole: HA