May 14, 2024
Garfield’s not fat, he’s just big boned that’s all.
And yet, only Garfield still manages to break them.
The only reason why Jon buys cheap furniture, because Garfield keeps eating ALL of the food, when Jon gets home from the grocery store.
Well Garfield broke whatever he sat on
Now don’t go blaming IKEA on this one.
Probably Ikea furniture
There’s no business out there, that couldn’t fix a wrecked furniture, that Garfield has broken, YET !!!
Garfield is not fat, just gravitationaly challenged!
Cats control local gravity.
The furniture is cheap because the money that would go to buy the good stuff instead goes to buy the food that keeps you fed, Garfield!
Of course you is only horizontally extended.
Or its from IKEA and he put it together without using the instructions and wondered why he had all those goofy little bolt things left over. And along those same lines, don’t stand too close to that big bookcase.
Or…hear me out…it’s both
Garfield is just too short for his weight
so…even cement is cheap?
Damn that cheap (put together well, heavy mahogany) furniture!
This wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t Monday.
He’s not overweight, he’s undertall. Also, I’ve got a feeling this is the start of diet week.
Another chair bites the dust.
NOBODY is EVER FAT!!! They are just too short for their weight. If they would just grow another 4 or 5 feet they would be anorexic.
Quote to Garfield: “I’m not overweight, I’m undertall”.
Or both….
He’s queen sized
Jon buys so much food for Garfield so he’s too broke to buy the more expensive furniture.
You are fat Garfield…..
What do you mean?!? Jon’s furniture is China’s best fifth rate Ikea copies!
Did he just break a chair?!?!! =O
BJ40 over 2 years ago
Garfield’s not fat, he’s just big boned that’s all.
codycab over 2 years ago
And yet, only Garfield still manages to break them.
BJ40 over 2 years ago
The only reason why Jon buys cheap furniture, because Garfield keeps eating ALL of the food, when Jon gets home from the grocery store.
Clarence over 2 years ago
Well Garfield broke whatever he sat on
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
Now don’t go blaming IKEA on this one.
arjun.shriv over 2 years ago
Probably Ikea furniture
BJ40 over 2 years ago
There’s no business out there, that couldn’t fix a wrecked furniture, that Garfield has broken, YET !!!
Sanspareil over 2 years ago
Garfield is not fat, just gravitationaly challenged!
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 2 years ago
Cats control local gravity.
jagedlo over 2 years ago
The furniture is cheap because the money that would go to buy the good stuff instead goes to buy the food that keeps you fed, Garfield!
Gent over 2 years ago
Of course you is only horizontally extended.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
Or its from IKEA and he put it together without using the instructions and wondered why he had all those goofy little bolt things left over. And along those same lines, don’t stand too close to that big bookcase.
edmund_graham over 2 years ago
Or…hear me out…it’s both
jr1234 over 2 years ago
Garfield is just too short for his weight
karmakat01 over 2 years ago
so…even cement is cheap?
Frankie5466 over 2 years ago
Damn that cheap (put together well, heavy mahogany) furniture!
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
This wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t Monday.
CaveCat87 over 2 years ago
He’s not overweight, he’s undertall. Also, I’ve got a feeling this is the start of diet week.
hariseldon59 over 2 years ago
Another chair bites the dust.
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 2 years ago
NOBODY is EVER FAT!!! They are just too short for their weight. If they would just grow another 4 or 5 feet they would be anorexic.
Firestar over 2 years ago
Quote to Garfield: “I’m not overweight, I’m undertall”.
geese28 over 2 years ago
Or both….
Katzi428 over 2 years ago
He’s queen sized
Comicfan (I can't think of a better name) over 2 years ago
Jon buys so much food for Garfield so he’s too broke to buy the more expensive furniture.
WentHulk over 2 years ago
You are fat Garfield…..
mikeywilly over 2 years ago
What do you mean?!? Jon’s furniture is China’s best fifth rate Ikea copies!
Johnny Appleseed over 2 years ago
Did he just break a chair?!?!! =O