May 14, 2024
And my personal favorite: Don’t have a diet week!
week?
that wouldn’t last Garfield thru lunch
garfield and the chamber of secrets
This is how my dad diets.
But it won’t last Garfield. Not the way you eat cookies, donuts, and cupcakes.
Another secret to survive diet week is to never listen to your doctor.
And then wondering why you haven’t lost any weight…
I’m amazed Jon has never found these. Or maybe he’s given up trying
I need to take notes. These sound great.
Sugar! It’ll put the pounds on every time!
… the confidential granola bar stockpile, the classified potato chip reserve, the undisclosed leftover layaway, the restricted goldfish fund …
… the hidden buried Halloween fun size freezer cache…
What? A diet week? For me it’ll take a diet decade just to maintain a decent weight. Oh, I forgot, we’re talking about Garfield, here.
What about lasagna?
just don’t get caught. ;)
That’s way too much sugar
Garfield’s a junk food junkie! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQnIL-XPerQ
(imagines additional dialogue (in a straight circle (from an unviewable character)) in the first panel of this cartoon from it left)
YES
(imagines a different version of the dialogue in the second panel of this cartoon)
YOU’RE RIGHT
Enjoy it while you can, Garfield, you won’t be able to pull it off once Jon discovers all of your secret snack stashes and confiscates them.
And wiring your mouth closed…
meaning it’s not a real diet, it’s a usual Garfield behavior.
The buried snacks under the bed…
This comic strip teaches kids that it’s okay to overeat and be morbidly obese!
codycab over 1 year ago
And my personal favorite: Don’t have a diet week!
ꜝ over 1 year ago
week?
that wouldn’t last Garfield thru lunch
tessotcyrille over 1 year ago
garfield and the chamber of secrets
bigcatbusiness over 1 year ago
This is how my dad diets.
Macushlalondra over 1 year ago
But it won’t last Garfield. Not the way you eat cookies, donuts, and cupcakes.
2AndFour over 1 year ago
Another secret to survive diet week is to never listen to your doctor.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
And then wondering why you haven’t lost any weight…
edmund_graham over 1 year ago
I’m amazed Jon has never found these. Or maybe he’s given up trying
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
I need to take notes. These sound great.
Botulism Bob over 1 year ago
Sugar! It’ll put the pounds on every time!
Doug K over 1 year ago
… the confidential granola bar stockpile, the classified potato chip reserve, the undisclosed leftover layaway, the restricted goldfish fund …
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
… the hidden buried Halloween fun size freezer cache…
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
What? A diet week? For me it’ll take a diet decade just to maintain a decent weight. Oh, I forgot, we’re talking about Garfield, here.
ChristianFilmmakerWannaBe over 1 year ago
What about lasagna?
Chris over 1 year ago
just don’t get caught. ;)
Clarence over 1 year ago
That’s way too much sugar
delennwen over 1 year ago
Garfield’s a junk food junkie! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQnIL-XPerQ
Mario500 over 1 year ago
(imagines additional dialogue (in a straight circle (from an unviewable character)) in the first panel of this cartoon from it left)
YES
(imagines a different version of the dialogue in the second panel of this cartoon)
YOU’RE RIGHT
CaveCat87 over 1 year ago
Enjoy it while you can, Garfield, you won’t be able to pull it off once Jon discovers all of your secret snack stashes and confiscates them.
paranormal over 1 year ago
And wiring your mouth closed…
karmakat01 over 1 year ago
meaning it’s not a real diet, it’s a usual Garfield behavior.
geese28 over 1 year ago
The buried snacks under the bed…
DSTERepairman over 1 year ago
This comic strip teaches kids that it’s okay to overeat and be morbidly obese!