Garfield by Jim Davis for October 18, 2024

Give him a break, Arlene. He’s only gone like a minute without eating.

And somehow Garfield isn’t choking

This is the high sucrose diet.

He’s on a SEA FOOD diet. He SEES food and he EATS IT!

He proud of his a-chew-ments.

and it’s not cheating if no one finds out

All the calories without the pleasure to taste it? That’s getting “reversing the diet” a little too far, even for you.

The hole in the middle has no calories. It’s just it needs a border.

Liz and Jon said to eat more holesome foods.

A Donut Diet is technically a type of diet.

Aha, so that’s why my cat gulps the treats down in one go. Not that she needs to worry about a diet, she’s rather too skinny, wish she would eat more.

A liquid diet needs no chewing.

Nice logic.

Garfield was simply eating the hole which has zero calories but had to work his way into it.

Garfield is the master of finding a loophole in these situations.