Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 21, 2004
Transcript:
"It's not even a real beaver, Bucky, it's just a toy!" "Beavers aren't toys, Robert." "Long ago, Beavers were lobbyists for the logging industry. But beavers are morally weak...and the immorality of their task corrupted them." "They became twisted and foul and their wickedness soon made them outcasts, even from the fetid world of lobbyists." "Shunned, they seek refuge in the dark wilderness. They curse all that is good! They curse all that is wholesome! I tell you: Beavers are EVIL!" "Oh, and they smell funny, too. Did I mention that?"
Hmm, Beavers sound an awful lot like Gollum..