Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 26, 2005
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random cat facts Sir Isaac Newton is credited with inventing the cat flap. Who knew. Cats can hear ultrasonic frequencies. But are lousy at describing them. "It'...It's like a whirring...No...No, it's more of a...hissing...No, wait..." Cat urine glows under a black light, which raises the question "What weirdo figured that out?" Cats, camels and giraffes are the only animals who walk by moving both right legs together and both left legs together. Freaks.
Sorry, fact 3 is false, on all counts.