Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 20, 2010
Transcript:
Bucky says, "Who and what are you?" Ibid says, "I.Q. Muttly. I'm a dog." Bucky says, "I've never seen a dog like you? you're not an actual breed, are you?" Ibid says, "No, my DNA is drawn from a vast pool of canine strains, thereby minimizing my chances of being afflicted with any of the congenital problems traditionally associated with inbreeding." Bucky says, "Such as?" Ibid says, "Well, say crossed eyes, e.g."
Oh, snap!