Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 16, 2010

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Satchel says, "My favorite thing about spring is the birds." Bucky says, "Birds? Why?" Satchel says, "Well? they're pretty? they cheer me-" Bucky says, "Hold on, shut up, shut up, shut up? I know why you're sticking up for those airborne porta-potties..." Satchel says, "Huh?" Bucky says, "You feel close to them because you both treat the world as your own personal toilets. You're brothers in filth... but it's not just that, is it?" Bucky says, "You're noise polluters, too! Between their dawn-to-dusk yakking and your nighttime barking, you two are the incessant car alarms of the animal kingdom!" Bucky says, "Dogs are the infantry and birds are the air force in this unholy army!" Bucky says, "You two are the axis of annoying!" Satchel says, "The cats are one to us." Bird says, "Excuse me?"