Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 31, 2012

Transcript:

Rob: Wait, you just said that "the grouch" is an Ellis Island mistake of "the Grinch," but earlier you said that all weird kids' characters were cold war genetic experiments-which is it? Bucky: I didn't say they were American experiments. Part of the whole war deal was getting them over here, wasn't it? The Russians were way ahead of us in the muppet race. By the 1950s they had entire towns of genetically modified puppets in the wilderness. That's why no one can live in siberia to this day. The Russian hills have goggly pingpong eyes, my friend.