Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 19, 2013

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    It’s easy to become confused when Bucky is on a hot streak.

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    hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    singing “La la la la la la Smurfs are all on drugs.”

    Hey, guys, they are blue and always happy. What else am I supposed to think?

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    falstaff2  almost 12 years ago

    And I’m sure Sponge Bob can drown everyone merely by squeezing himself at you!

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    inshadowz  almost 12 years ago

    “Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word ‘safe’ that I wasn’t previously aware of.” (Arthur Dent)

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    flyertom  almost 12 years ago

    “Ugg boots at a Bieber concert”.Good one.

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    Armitage72  almost 12 years ago

    Rob is confusing the Smurf figurines with the Smurfs themselves.They were usually described as “three apples tall”.Ever see the Zuni doll from the movie “Trilogy of Terror”?

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    the burser  almost 12 years ago

    Nac mac feegle! WAHEY!!! (Wahey yer self ya boggen.)

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    Duke of Advil  almost 12 years ago

    A coworker asked is this a rerun? He seems to remember the ugg boot/Bieber reference.

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    ttoommyy  almost 12 years ago

    vanpelt said, about 1 hour ago

    They’re not “yea big”; they’re “yay big”. That is the one legitimate use for “yay”, which you’ll frequently see misused to mean an utterance of excitement and affirmation, which should be “yea”. How the hell did people get that backwards?-—————————————————————————————-

    yea 2adverb variant spelling of yay 2 .

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    avtar123  almost 12 years ago

    My paper says he’s on vacation.

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    Duke of Advil  almost 12 years ago

    Thanks! Rookie mistake i should have caught myself.

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    daveoverpar  almost 12 years ago

    But what about Teletubbies Bucky?

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    puddlesplatt  almost 12 years ago
    I ate a Smurf for breakfast…or was it a Blueberry?
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    Zuria Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    oh, crap. now I have to get rid of my Uggs.

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    WaitingMan  almost 12 years ago

    Nuke the Smurfs.

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    Scooby D. Labbé  almost 12 years ago

    Since we’re getting all exact about word spelling & usage, English Language & Usage (http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/83706/something-is-yay-big ) says “yay big” is correct. Secondly, as regards “straight and narrow” the correct spelling for that is “strait” – meaning restricted or confined. The derivation is from Matthew 7:14

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    rgcviper  almost 12 years ago

    No, Satchel. No … Rob’s not safe. At least, while Bucky’s still around.

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    Hunter7  almost 12 years ago

    Smurfs – for a while….. in my city – ordinary people of all walks of life. some had deliberately taken vacation and unpaid leave for this particular period of time. Then they decended upon our city. on every street corner. at every venue. on the ground. and seen sitting high in lifeguard chairs. And people flocked to them. swarmed them. hugged them. asked them questions, begged for directions. And took pictures of these ordinary people – dressed in the blue colour of a Smurf. ….. Volunteers they were. And we called them Smurfs.

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    racerxyz  almost 12 years ago

    “You’ll get your Smurf kicked.”LOL

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    suzanelson  almost 12 years ago

    How do you spell the joyous interjection that starts with a “y” and rhymes with “day”?

    The answer is “yay.” That’s the word from the editors at the Oxford English Dictionary and The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language (4th ed.).

    American Heritage says the interjection is “used as an exclamation of pleasure, approval, elation, or victory.” The OED describes it as a slang “exclamation of triumph, approval, or encouragement.”

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