Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 23, 2013
Transcript:
Bucky: Who is this "moth man" you're so afraid of? Satchel: Well, he was red, glowing eyes, ten-foot wings, and wherever he goes, chaos follows. Bucky: So he does exist? Satchel; Some people say he's just an urban legend, but he's been seen in west Virginia. Bucky: Clearly he's no urban legend. Satchel: He isn't? Bucky: No, he sounds like more of a sub-urban legend. Dare I say, maybe even a rural legend. Satchel: Ohhhh, that sounds scarier.
Another scary rural legend: Hootenhoppers. Giant, man eating grasshopper-like creatures with flaming eyes and jaws like scythes.