Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 12, 2014

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Satchel Pooch: Why are you drawing a picture of a chicken with a gun? Bucky Katt: I'm writing a history of animal uprisings. Rob Wilco: You don't know anything about history. Bucky Katt: Excuse you, I am a student of history. Rob Wilco: ...said the guy who wrote an angry letter to Roger Ebert for giving away that the Titanic sinks... Satchel Pooch: But why does the chicken have a gun? Bucky Katt: He's part of a military chicken coop. Rob Wilco: (KNPK!) Bucky Katt: What's so funny, nasal spray? Satchel Pooch: Oh! Exploding milk! Now the cows are uprising! Rob Wilco: Relax, it's just soy milk. Bucky Katt: Famous last words if I ever heard 'em. Rob Wilco: No such thing as a military chicken coop. Satchel Pooch: Good! I wouldn't want to have to take eggs from those chickens!