Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 02, 2014

Transcript:

Satch: You borrowed my watch to tape it to your litter box? Bucky: Show some respect. This is a working time machine. Satch: Well, not to be negative, but no. Bucky: I'll have you know I went to the future in this. Satch: How far into the future? Bucky: I was just testing it, so not far. Maybe like a minute. Satch: So essentially. You got in a box, fiddled around a minute, and got out. Bucky: One minute ...In the future! Satch: So it's a time machine in the same way that, say, a public toliet is. Ha ha! It's a portal potty! Bucky: Oh! You broke it! Satch: Relax, it's just held on by tape. Bucky: Oh, right. And life is just carbon, idiot. Satch: It was never a time machine, Bucky. Bucky: We'll see! Come back yesterday! And prepare yourself to have been amazed!