Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 02, 2014
March 01, 2014
March 03, 2014
Transcript:
Satch: You borrowed my watch to tape it to your litter box? Bucky: Show some respect. This is a working time machine. Satch: Well, not to be negative, but no. Bucky: I'll have you know I went to the future in this. Satch: How far into the future? Bucky: I was just testing it, so not far. Maybe like a minute. Satch: So essentially. You got in a box, fiddled around a minute, and got out. Bucky: One minute ...In the future! Satch: So it's a time machine in the same way that, say, a public toliet is. Ha ha! It's a portal potty! Bucky: Oh! You broke it! Satch: Relax, it's just held on by tape. Bucky: Oh, right. And life is just carbon, idiot. Satch: It was never a time machine, Bucky. Bucky: We'll see! Come back yesterday! And prepare yourself to have been amazed!
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Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Tomorrow is just your future yesterday.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
Makes as much sense as any theoretical time machine so far.
green8019 over 10 years ago
Both of my Siamese think the litter box is a magical place……..
Varnes over 10 years ago
“I find myself behind myself and closing fast”…..Robert Hunter….
davidh48 over 10 years ago
Portal Potty:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ELY8P5PWNo
ickymudd over 10 years ago
quote:>A time machine built of a litter box?A TURDIS??ELIMINATE!! ELIMINATE!!! <:Great one,masterskrain. Ha,haa! :)
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
I’m so sorry for you young one, never had to use an Outhouse and the wonders to smell….and telll
MisterDave over 10 years ago
Clockupied. That was the best part of the strip for me.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
When I built my time machine, I installed a bed. Might as well be comfortable. I sleep in it every night. I set the little dial thingee for the next day. And it never fails. Next thing I know, I’ve traveled eight hours into the future. I wonder what happened during the time I skipped over. .It’s much better than the old model time machine. That one ran on Jack Daniels, and there was something wrong with it. Gave you a terrible headache when you emerged into the future.
luvdafuneez over 10 years ago
Sure ain’t no Way Back Machine…
Melekalikimaka over 10 years ago
Bahahahaha!!! ROLF!
Kisa Premium Member over 10 years ago
Bucky’s ears in panel 7 are soooooo sweet!
Calvins Brother over 10 years ago
“..and life is just carbon”. Very philosophical.
Just one more thing over 10 years ago
I love the strip but its just to much to read for a comic strip
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
shifting litter in a box with a watch taped to it will only take you as far into the future as the time it takes you to shift litter..\Now a Way Back Machine? … see Mr. Peabody.
Jules934 over 10 years ago
Portal Potty - MAGNIFICENT
lmonteros over 10 years ago
Is Satchel getting smarter? Those lines used to belong to Rob.
Ushindi over 10 years ago
“Prepare to be amazed” … Beezo, “Life Expectancy”, Dean Koontz.Anybody else familiar with it? Good book.
fixer1967 over 10 years ago
One of these days Bucky is going to build something that really works. When that happens it could be the end of us all.
kittencat2014 over 10 years ago
This is funny
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Blackadder: "May I present to you, the greatest breakthrough in travel since Sir Rodney Tricycle thought to himself, “I’m bored of walking. I think I’ll invent something with three wheels and a bell, and name it after myself”: the time machine."Blackadder – Back and Forth – YouTube
rphbeta over 10 years ago
Heisenberg Compensators are what you need to uncouple to transform virtual matter from the holodeck into real matter via the transporter.
BloomCo over 10 years ago
Yes Bucky, Life is just carbon. Nothing living would exist without it. Yet there are idiots that are worried about CO2. Heck, without CO2 you body couldn’t even regulate itself.