Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 16, 2014
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Bucky Katt: The names of these birds are so silly... look at this one: Mockingbird. Psssh. Satchel Pooch: What's wrong with that? Bucky Katt: It doesn't tell you what complete Melvins those things are... I would call it a shut-the-#*$%-up-at-3AM bird. Satchel Pooch: Hm. Bucky Katt: Or this one here: Laughing gull. They oughta be called whiny beach lunatics.
Gotta say I agree with Bucky on this one! My cat killed two mockingbirds, not because he’s much a bird hunter (too lazy), but because these stupid birds kept attacking the dogs. Evidently they had a nest nearby, and thought the dogs were a threat. Since it was right by the back door, they were afraid to pass to go in or out. The cat got tired of it, and I found the birds on the back step.