Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 16, 2014
Transcript:
Bucky Katt: The names of these birds are so silly... look at this one: Mockingbird. Psssh. Satchel Pooch: What's wrong with that? Bucky Katt: It doesn't tell you what complete Melvins those things are... I would call it a shut-the-#*$%-up-at-3AM bird. Satchel Pooch: Hm. Bucky Katt: Or this one here: Laughing gull. They oughta be called whiny beach lunatics.
Thehag over 10 years ago
Love my Mocking Birds, don’t care if they sing all night, they eat all the Tomato Horn Worms.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Found out a new way for population control of seagulls. … Eagles. Not only are eagles adapting to living in a large city – they have decided seagulls are dinner worthy.
rshive over 10 years ago
There were eagles all over the place when we lived in rural Missouri. No seagulls either!
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
I had one of those Beach Lunatics come within two feet of me and tell me about it’s azz one foggy morning in Ocean City, Maryland.Then he just turned around and walked away.
lmonteros over 10 years ago
Gotta say I agree with Bucky on this one! My cat killed two mockingbirds, not because he’s much a bird hunter (too lazy), but because these stupid birds kept attacking the dogs. Evidently they had a nest nearby, and thought the dogs were a threat. Since it was right by the back door, they were afraid to pass to go in or out. The cat got tired of it, and I found the birds on the back step.