In the movie “Strays,” there’s a bit where the smart dog (a border collie, female) tries to explain humor to the other three (various breeds, all male). But whenever she says “Knock knock” they just bark their fool heads off.
(Funny movie, but its R-rating is amply deserved.)
When my nieces were 4 and 6 (or thereabouts) I introduced them to the “Intertupting Cow” joke. Over the next hour they made me do it about a dozen times.
Johnny Q Premium Member 9 months ago
“Knock-knock” jokes may have originated in speakeasy culture!
Here’s one I like: “Knock-knock!” “Who’s there?” “Little old lady.” “Little old lady who?” “I didn’t know you could yodel!”
hariseldon59 9 months ago
He doesn’t ‘get’ jokes. He ‘is’ one.
iggyman 9 months ago
Knock knock! Who’s there? Tuba! Tuba who? Tuba toothpaste! Lots of Knock knock jokes back then!
WaitingMan 9 months ago
Knock knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon outta here.
Prey 9 months ago
I know a joke about this but the first answer is “argo” and I cant tell you rest.
pripley 9 months ago
“Funlanthropist” – You gotta admit Bucky has a way with words. Maybe not the right way…but a way.
fritzoid Premium Member 9 months ago
In the movie “Strays,” there’s a bit where the smart dog (a border collie, female) tries to explain humor to the other three (various breeds, all male). But whenever she says “Knock knock” they just bark their fool heads off.
(Funny movie, but its R-rating is amply deserved.)
mistercatworks 9 months ago
“How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?”
“Fish.”
Keno21 9 months ago
Knock knock! Who’s there? Anna Maria Alberghetti.
kittykatz0 Premium Member 9 months ago
Perfect pitch: Throwing a bag pipes in the garbage can and not touching the sides.
joegee 9 months ago
Orange you glad that I didn’t say banana again?
fritzoid Premium Member 9 months ago
When my nieces were 4 and 6 (or thereabouts) I introduced them to the “Intertupting Cow” joke. Over the next hour they made me do it about a dozen times.
eb110americana 9 months ago
At least one of them should get their electrical wiring checked.