Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for September 28, 1999
Transcript:
Happy birthday. Here, I made your card. Michael Happy birthday, to my twin. A pencil-neck geek with a big, goofy grin. You're sort of a ham, your hair's kind of funky... Michael your hygiene habits are like those of a monkey. Although you're a bit nerdy for a brother... Michael I wouldn't trade you for another. Thanks... I think.
Fair enough.