Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for October 22, 1999
October 21, 1999
October 23, 1999
Transcript:
Why is Archibald Honeycutt III written on your lunchbag? So nobody spits in it. Huh? See... If I wrote my name on it, someone who didn't like me white spit in my lunch when I wasn't looking. But nobody will do anything to this lunch cause nobody knows this guy! I made them up! I think I'd spit in the lunch bag of someone named Archibald Honeycutt III on general principle.
Same here. Now “Butch Hardcase” gets a spit free lunch.