Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for December 21, 1999

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Have you noticed how commercialized the Christmas season has become? Mhmmm... What do you think?.. Could you see me in this jacket? Uh, sure. It's like we've forgotten the reason for the season!.. Corporate America has totally brainwashed us into these materialistic zombies... Now that's a nice sweater... We've had the cashmere pulled over our eyes! You're on my J. Crew catalog