Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for February 03, 2000
Transcript:
"Actually, "Alex Trebek" isn't a real person...he's just a character I play with the help of our make-up and special effects people." "Alex" proved to be so popular with female viewers like yourself, we just kept the whole thing hush-hush. Didn't want to hurt the ratings." "Wait a minute...MERV GRIFFIN?" "That's me! Now, how about three million bucks to keep this a secret? No, let's make it four..." "POOF!"