Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for September 20, 2000

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"Seriously, Mr. Barnaby, why are you such a grump?" "I'll tell you why..." "Because people like ME are necessary in life to even out the high levels of sickening cuteness exuded by people like YOU. I provide BALANCE to the universe..and without balance, there's CHAOS." "Mankind NEEDS my grumpiness." "Gee...I never thought of it like that...you provide a SERVICE." "Exactly, now get off my lawn before I douse you with the garden hose."