Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for July 09, 2001
Transcript:
"Where's Rudy? I haven't seen him all day." "Um...well...I kind of hurt his feelings earlier." "What?" "He was running around like a SPAZ and accidently knocked over my soda...that's when I lost my cool and yelled at him." "What did you say?" "I'm ashamed of myself...it was pretty mean." "HOW mean?" "I told him he was about as welcome around here as Ralph Nader at a Gore family barbecue." "Gasp!"