Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for December 12, 2002
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?Dear Santa, with all the poverty in the world,? ?I feel odd asking for gifts. Please give my present to a kid who doesn?t have much.? ?Merry Christmas. Sincerely, Michael MacFarlane.? ?Santa usually categorized kids as either ?naughty? or ?nice?. But in your case, he should open a ?deranged? file.?