Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for December 17, 2002
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?I read a study that said stingy old people don?t live as long as generous old people.? ?Interesting.? ?So, by giving me tons of extra Christmas presents, you?ll add years to your life.? ?But?? ?Going to the mall during the holidays SUBTRACTS years from my life.? ?Fine, be that way , Ebenezer??