Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for December 27, 2003
Transcript:
"So what'd you think of the book I got you for Christmas? It's a CLASSIC." "Uh, well.. would it be rude to ask for the receipt so I could return it for something ELSE?" "Flip flip flip flip." "Yes, according to this, it would be rude to ask me for the receipt so you could return it." "What makes you think I'd even NEED that stupid 'Emily Post's Guide to Etiquette'?"