Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for March 09, 2005
Transcript:
"Gabby, don't you have to memorize the Gettysburg address for an oral presentation tomorrow?" "I already know it. "We hold these truths to be self evident."" "That's the Declaration of INdependence! If you spent a little more time reading your textbooks and less time watching TV you might know the difference. Now get studying!" "Ok." "Kids today just don't know their history! You were dangerously overconfident about your readiness... Unlike union forces at the battle of Bull Run." "Show off!"