Grandma: Oh, good! The house is finally clean!
Grandma: Oh, good! The kids will be home from school soon!
Grandma: Contradicting oneself comes with old age.
I have a fantasy. My husband is away at a conference, my son is off at camp for the week. I clean the house that day they both leave, and it says clean for a whole week. What can I say, I’m a dreamer.
I have a fantasy. My husband is away at a conference, my son is off at camp for the week. I clean the house that day they both leave, and it says clean for a whole week. What can I say, I’m a dreamer.