Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for July 11, 2013
Transcript:
I'm looking forward to summer camp. I can't wait for my first kiss from the cute girl camper I'm going to meet. That only happens in movies. Don't you know the difference between entertainment and reality? Not quit bothering me. I'm trying to decide if the shoes will help me out run the ax-wielding maniac.
You don’t necessarily need to outrun the axe-wielding maniac, just the slowest member of the group you’re in.