Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for July 11, 2013
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I'm looking forward to summer camp. I can't wait for my first kiss from the cute girl camper I'm going to meet. That only happens in movies. Don't you know the difference between entertainment and reality? Not quit bothering me. I'm trying to decide if the shoes will help me out run the ax-wielding maniac.
blackielawless over 11 years ago
hopefully she doesn’t run into somebody wearing a hockey mask!
blackielawless over 11 years ago
i sold a CD on amazon.com to a guy in ohio named maniak.it was his last name.
sbchamp over 11 years ago
You’re otay, kidJason only axes horny teenagers…
Comic Minister Premium Member over 11 years ago
Two things.. Good luck Michael and Gabby I hope your glasses are glued tight when you are running!
Zaristerex over 11 years ago
Ax-wielding psychos love the seclusion of camp: it’s too remote for witnesses.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member about 2 years ago
You don’t necessarily need to outrun the axe-wielding maniac, just the slowest member of the group you’re in.