Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for June 17, 2015
June 16, 2015
June 18, 2015
Transcript:
Gabby: Grandma, I'm bored. Grandma: Don't call me Grandma. Call me "Director of Gabby's Entertainment." Gabby: Huh? Grandma: Yes, it's my job to ensure that you, Gabby, are entertained at all times. Gabby: Never mind! I'll entertain myself! Grandma: How unfortunate! I had prepared a flaming sword-swallowing routine just for you!
good job grandma! when she finishes sword-swallowing, she can start on chainsaw juggling. after all, renting the kid out to the circus to support you in your old age is only fair. god knows they’re won’t be any other jobs available by the time she’s an adult.