Half Full by Maria Scrivan for December 06, 2023

I’m slavic. I was so proud that slavic brains at the zombie market were so expensive. But then I was told that is because slavic brains are so rare.

Sick, but funny

I’ll have one of the hands. I’ve heard they’re finger lickin’ good.

What assurance is there that these are truly local and not just shipped in? [Also, are they fresh? Have any been frozen?]

Einstein’s brain at the market £2.00, Newton’s brain £1.50, Zykoic’s brain £5000.00. Why is the slavs brain so expensive asks a customer?, because it has never been used replies the seller.

Ewwww!

I’d like a few heirloom tomatoes instead.

Dark and delicious!

A very handy (and other body parts) market!

Yuck

Those will cost an arm, and a leg.