Heart of the City by Steenz for August 28, 1999
Transcript:
Heart: Mom! I'm all out of toothpaste! Mom: All right, so just use some of mine for tonight. Heart: Yours?! You mean adult toothpaste?! Wow! Adult toothpaste! Am I really allowed to use adult toothpaste?! Is that even legal?! What if we're under surveillance? Mom: I'm sure the courts will vindicate me once they get a whiff of your breath.
Yep, adult toothpaste. So which do you want: peppermint, green mint, cool mint, refreshing mint, or original mint?