Heart of the City by Steenz for December 28, 1999
Transcript:
Heart: So what did your Mom say about Spock? Dean: She said I could keep him but we've got one problem..Our apartment building doesn't allow pets, and Mom says if the landlord finds out we'll have to get rid of him. Heart: I suppose a disguise is out of the question. Dean: Tried it. The little mustache keeps popping off.
Cats already have mustaches – they’re called whiskers.