Heart of the City by Steenz for April 26, 2000
Transcript:
Dean: Everybody thinks I'm a big fat joke because I'm the shortest boy in our class. Heart: You're not that short, Dean. You're as tall as me! Dean: Yeah, but girls are different. You're supposed to be short. Boys are supposed to be tall! Heart: I'm not short...in fact, I've always considered myself rather statuesque. Dean: Oh. Heart: What, are you saying I'm not statuesque?! You don't think I'm statuesque?! Dean: How do these conversations always end up being about you?
You didn’t answer her right away. You had to think about it first, didn’t you? If you really had thought she was statuesque, you would’ve spoken right up. She knows when she’s been insulted! She knows when she’s been insulted!