Heart of the City by Steenz for July 25, 2000
Transcript:
Voice: Ugh! Get off me, Lardo! Heart: Whoopsie! Looks like I flattened somebody in my crash landing! Hold the phone... I know this! I just squished the wicked witch of the East and now I'm the big hero of OZ! Any minute now, tons of munchkins will come out skipping out to give me flowers and lollipops and sing, "ding, dong, the witch is dead!" Voice: You're all a bunch of sickos! Besides, I'm not dead you doofus! Heart: Quiet! You want to ruin this for me? Munchkin: Who's the doofus in the inflatable chair?
That doofus is named Heart.