Heart of the City by Steenz for August 26, 2000
Transcript:
Heart: Look, Dean! Some boy carved his girlfriend's name in this tree! Isn't that romantic? Dean: Sure, if you think stabbing a poor, innocent tree is romantic. Heart: How come you never carved my name in anything? Dean: Who, me?! I'm not even allowed to cut my own meat. Heart: I gotta stop falling for second graders.
Careful Dean, or some 3rd grader is gonna move in on your girl.