Heart of the City by Steenz for October 29, 2000
Transcript:
Heart: Annnnnd....action! Mom: "In this box are two things I will show to you now," said the cat with a bow. "I will pick up the thing..uh..the hook thing and..uh...wait... Heart: Cut!! Holy shamoley, Mom! What was that?! Your line is: "I will pick up the hook. You will see something new, and I call them thing one and thing two." Look, I don't see what's so hard! Now let's take it again! We only have two days 'til curtain! Mom: Honestly, Heart, must your Halloween costumes always be such major productions? Dean: Really, Heart, I'm getting all claustrophobic for a little candy?! Heart: This isn't about candy...this is art, Baby!!
Seeing Addy Lamarr in Cat-in-the-Hat costume is giving me… feelings. Also fake anger about Dr. Seuss getting “cancelled” in 2021.