Heart of the City by Steenz for March 24, 2001
March 23, 2001
March 25, 2001
Transcript:
Heart: My white stockings have a hole in them! How can I wear stockings with holes in them! I'll look like I was hit with buckshot! Heart: None of my shoes match my outfit! What am I saying? I can't even find shoes that match each other! I guess I'll just wear flip-flops and be a complete laughingstock! Heart: Look at this feather boa! It's falling apart! That's just great! On top of everything else, I look like I'm molting!! Mom: Ya know, I'll bet this very same scene is taking place at Julia Roberts' house as we speak. Heart: I'm always such a wreck the day before the Oscars.
Is Julia actually that bad?