Heart of the City by Steenz for December 19, 2001
Transcript:
Mom: Awright! Where's Santa?! Santa: Uh-oh..Exit, stage left! Mom: Why did you tell my daughter you would bring her Father home for Christmas?!! Santa: Take it easy, lady! I'm just one of Santa's helpers! Mom: You just made my naughty list, Bub. Santa: Ya know, the song goes, "I saw mommy kissng Santa Claus"...not kicking...
I’m gonna fill a stocking full of coal and beat you to death, fat man!