Heart of the City by Steenz for April 11, 2002
Transcript:
Dean: Comic book store man! Fate has brought me to you! I need your help!! I'm sick of the kids making fun of me all the time! I want to find my inner superhero! Just once, I want to be the white knight that slays the dragon!! Book store clerk: Whoa! Sounds like somebody needs a sneak preview of the new "Star Wars" action figures! Dean: I want to be an action figure!
Look, just find some radiation that gives you super powers instead of the kind that gives you cancer.