Heart of the City by Steenz for March 20, 2003

Transcript:

Dean: By gosh, I'm with you, Legolas! I will go to Helm's Deep and help rescue the last of mankind from the nefarious forces of darkness! Legolas: Then let's make haste! Dean: ...but I still have to do this book report on bows and arrows...do you mind if I take notes while you skewer bad guys? Legolas: Sure! Listen, I've got a great story about how I killed five Orcs with one arrow that is guaranteed to get you an "A"!