Heart of the City by Steenz for February 17, 2004
Transcript:
Dean: Now that I've taken care of Shelob, let's get you out of these webs... Heart: But, Dean, what about my mother's engagement ring? Dean: Oh, I almost forgot... I grabbed it from Gollum! Heart: Hot chocolate! Now we can finally get out of this weirdo middle-earth! Dean: Can we just swing by Rohan first? That Eowyn babe is mad-hot! Heart: Is Queen Amidala old news? Geeks are so fickle.
Says the girl who buys a new doll every week.