Heart of the City by Steenz for April 14, 2004
Transcript:
Teacher: Uh... Heart. I don't see a project from you here. Heart: I'm sosrry, Mr. Basner, but I was unable to complete the assignment on the grounds it would have offended my religious beliefs. Teacher: How's that? Heart: If God had intended me to stay inside and work on my science poster, he wouldn't have created such a beautiful day. Teacher: So do you ever intend to finish the project? Heart: Weather permitting.
If I knew enough about Philly in 2004 or at all, I’d make a weather joke.