Heart of the City by Steenz for October 13, 2004
Transcript:
Clerk: May I help you? Mom: I'd like to return this purse. Clerk: Oh? Is there a problem? Mom: Yeah, my daughter bought a knockoff of this same purse for five dollars. Mom: It looks exactly the same, only I spent hundreds more for mine. Clerk: Well, we do have a "No Returns" policy. Mom: More like a "no coming to your senses" policy, wouldn't you say?
A store that has a “no returns” policy probably shouldn’t get to be a store.