Heart of the City by Steenz for November 14, 2004
November 13, 2004
November 15, 2004
Transcript:
Mom: Wll, Heart, looks like it's time to retire Ol' Mr. Jack-O'-Lantern. Heart: Are you kidding, Mom?! He gave us a scary light on Halloween! His very innards provided us with pie and salty baked seeds! He's like a mooshy member of the family! You can't just toss him out like he was nothing! Mom: Well, then come up with something...'Cause he can't keep making a mess on my window sill. Boy: Does he bite? Heart: No, but it's probably best to keep him on newspaper.
Gurl, just chuck it over a bridge and watch it splat.