Heart of the City by Steenz for December 29, 2004
Transcript:
Mom: Well, well...somebody's all tarted-up! Heart: Believe it, Mom! I'm not missing all the New Year's Eve fun again! You can just sit there and warm the couch, but I'm gonna find me a swinging Hollywood rave and party like it's 1999! Mom: Should I leave the door unlocked, or do you expect it will be an all-nighter? Heart: You're taking this really well.
Sadly, president goober was reelected in 2004, so 2005-8 will suck harder each year.